Today's Horrorscope (Libra): Sep 23 - Oct 23
Today, the universe will conspire against your little finger. Your lucky item - a full metal glove. Keep your hands in your pockets, and the risk of you losing one of your phalanges will narrow significantly to 1 in 2.
Vigilante Downs 15 Thugs; Rescues Hostage
SAN JUAN – A vigilante who goes only by the nickname “Ting” sneaked into a well-known drug lord’s lair armed only with a .38 caliber pistol and a measly stock of 6 bullets. Knowing well that the odds of him singlehandedly overpowering 15 men armed with AK-47s…
Read more →Doppelganger Sues Serial Killer Copycat
DANAO CITY – A voice overheard from the ceiling of a dilapidated haunted house believed to be the doppelganger of serial-killer extraordinaire, Warlito “Wowie” Taledo, filed a subpoena today…
Read more →Man High on Marijuana Realizes Meaning of Life
TALISAY CITY – A man high on marijuana realizes that “all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively”.*
Read more →Reporter Attempts “Twitting” News
CYBERSPACE – A committed reporter of the Gazette, curious about social networking trends, decided to investigate the phenomenon by “twitting
Read more →Look Cool Now! Ask Me How!
Our resident self-help guru, jesus, shares us his/her “surefire ways to look cool while breaking the bank and becoming the envy of your friends”. Experts are optional.
Read more →Hapless Internet Surfer Reads New Newsblog
CEBU CITY – At 8:39PM Sunday (GMT +8), a chronic Internet surfer came across what appeared to be a new website called “The Plaza Housing Gazette” and decided to read the first…
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