The Plaza Housing Gazette

CEBU CITY – The Association of Mothers Bothered by Uncalled-for Termination (AMBUT), Cebu Branch, has filed a complaint against mother ducks who mercilessly sell their eggs for food and shelter. Abortion in Cebu has risen to an alarming rate of thousands a day, and a big portion of that, approximately 99.69%, is due to the growing demand of balut in the city. AMBUT sees this industry as a heinous act of annihilation. “The only way to stop this alarming rise of abortion cases is to make these mothers (breeding ducks) aware that selling their eggs is viewed by our country as illegal”, said the president of AMBUT-Cebu, Mrs. Maria M. Akiling.

As of today, a new Republic Act RA 09483, entitled “The Anti-Abortion Act of Cebuanos: Human and Other Occupants (AAACHOO)”, is being processed and instigated. RA 09483 states that all living inhabitants in Cebu are under the mandate that “one cannot have abortion – or acts pertaining to, similar to, relating to, correlating to or anything remotely close to killing one’s baby without even hearing him/her/it cry uwah-uwah, meeee-meeee, quack-quack, et al.”

Attorney Domingo Bahoiti, who claimed to be the legal spokesperson for AMBUT-Cebu, took the time to explain the impact of this new RA. “It should not be taken lightly by them (ducks) if this RA is to be passed, as they could be seeing themselves in prison for as long as 16-20 years, depending on how old their eggs were. When an egg is confiscated, the number written on it would also be the number of years the mother will be imprisoned. Of course, we would need DNA testings to trace the eggs back to the mother – and all that necessary stuff,” ranted Atty. Bahoiti.

Much to say, the ducks have also prepared for their counter, but no official statement about it has been made because a translator is nowhere to be found.