Go With Experience, Estrada Urges
MANILA – Despite the impending cancellation of the upcoming elections, the nation’s (would-have-been) presidentiables, counting on the slim chance of the elections actually coming to pass, push on with their (soon-to-be-futile) campaigns. In a press conference held yesterday at his San Juan residence, presidential candidate Joseph Estrada made a statement pleading with voters to “go with experience rather than smarts” when they troop to voting centers.

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