Today's Horrorscope (Libra): Sep 23 - Oct 23
Today, the universe will conspire against your little finger. Your lucky item - a full metal glove. Keep your hands in your pockets, and the risk of you losing one of your phalanges will narrow significantly to 1 in 2.
MANILA- In an ironic twist, the 2010 national elections for the Philippines will be cancelled due to ‘non-technical difficulties’ from the shiny new technology being imposed on the backwards and religious people that make up the vast majority of the voting population.
Smart-o-matic, the provider of the new and shiny technology was simply ‘dumbfounded’. Testing was [...]
CYBERSPACE – A committed reporter of the Gazette, curious about social networking trends, decided to investigate the phenomenon by “twitting
CEBU CITY – At 8:39PM Sunday (GMT +8), a chronic Internet surfer came across what appeared to be a new website called “The Plaza Housing Gazette” and decided to read the first…
