Marathoner Turns At Wrong Mark; Becomes Half-Marathoner
CEBU CITY – Local marathon hobbyist Junio Dela Rama, 43, participant in the 1st Cebu City Marthon, made a wrong turn at the 21K mark and suddenly became a half-marathon hobbyist. Dela Rama earlier registered for the 42K event. He blamed the scantily-clad and likewise scantily-weighed female runners for his uncharacteristic loss of orientation. He was officially disqualified from the race in which he was not favored by a long shot to win anyway.

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