Look Cool Now! Ask Me How!

jesus — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:44:52 +0000

Jesus Christ - your self-help guru!

Here are surefire ways to look cool while breaking the bank and becoming the envy of your friends:

1. Work in the corporate and wear a faux hawk. But no DIY kits must be harmed, run to the nearest BenchFix salon! (Note: Variations of the fauxhawk now come as undercuts and semi-mullets.)

2. Start a band. Nuff said.

3. Try all sorts of drugs regularly and tell all your friends about it. Then tell your momma your paycheck went up your nose.

4. Read a book and be seen. Any bestseller will do. Make sure you discuss it with your friends afterwards. Aloud.

5. Take a photo of you with your middle finger up. It’s called a “fuck you” sign.

6. Use the word “poser”, and use it a lot.

7. Use the word “emo”, and use it a lot.

8. Call your female friends “dude”.

9. Call everyone “dude”.

10. Call yourself a “rocker”.

Do you want more tips about any lifestyle subject and your over-all well-being? Suggestions are welcome, drop us a line at the comments section.

The Plaza Housing Gazette » Self-Help

Dear Kids,

Look Cool Now! Ask Me How!