Murder Weapon Found in Backyard During Operation
NALUSOAN – Surgeons diagnosed last week the root cause of a complaint filed recently by a resident of a northern city of Cebu province. Momi (real name withheld) was on a holiday vacation when she started complaining about itching and a slight soreness in his, I mean her, backyard. He, I mean she, mentioned that [...]

Today, the universe will conspire against your little finger. Your lucky item - a full metal glove. Keep your hands in your pockets, and the risk of you losing one of your phalanges will narrow significantly to 1 in 2.
