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Don’t be f, be F!
Philippines – “Bawal ang taba!” These are the wonderful words of our beloved and aerobecized President Benigno “Abnoy” Aquino in his latest State of the Nation Address (SONA) a few months ago. The law that went to effect...
A “New Virus” Takes Cyberspace, Is Our Mind Next?
Social Networking Zombies Somewhere Around Bakilid, Mandaue City — I have been investigating the garbage can for a week now, high in grass (because it’s 420) and sickeningly green, deciphering paper scraps, used condoms, someone’s shit...
US To Take Back RP
Pissed and Poor: Viva Corruption! RP – The government of the United States of America (USA) are demanding to take back the Republic of the Philippines (RP). They had already submitted their foreclosure orders to Malacañang yesterday which shook...
Man Announced Clinically Dead; Resurrected
CEBU CITY – A hit-and-run victim lives again after two hours of being clinically dead. Prokopio Manggubat Jr., single, age 38, Filipino, Roman Catholic, was run over yesterday at 9:30PM by a raging Ceres Liner bus at the intersection of the M. Bacalso...
Emperor Receives News Item
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Protest Rally for GF/BF Rights
CEBU CITY - A group called NBGSB (No Boyfriend/Girlfriend Since Birth) are planning to instigate a protest rally on the streets of Capitol. “There’s an unequal distribution of girlfriends and boyfriends going on in this country!” their...