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Loading ...We’re too busy as hell gathering relevant and important news to write a dumb stupid “About Page”.
On the other hand..
This site is not a legitimate news source. Do not come suing us because we’re obviously not mentally capable of comprehending as much as a friendly email from a close relative, least of all “legal documents” and crap like that. And even if you tried, you’ll never get us ‘coz you have no idea who and where we really are, and, that aside, we’re also mentally incapable of comprehending “IP address tracing” and that kind of shit.
None of this is true. None of it is “fictionalized” either. These are blatant lies! Or alternative truths depending on which side of the escapism spectrum you lie (pun unintended) on.
… So why do we do it?
Maybe it’s because it seemed a noble thing to do to make nonsense out of a world that’s gone mundanely serious. Maybe it’s because we’re bored to death and have no interesting stories to tell that are halfway near traditional “truth”. Maybe it’s because we’re moral nihilists who refuse to accept that what we do (i.e. dishonesty) is “bad” in any way. Just maybe.
Anyway, to sum it all up..
JUST DON’T FUCKING COME SUING US!
Oh, and to further raise your alarm, the picture attached is of the people who’re responsible for the news you’re reading. Enjoy!
The O.G.s shootin dope and drinkin absinthe just for kicks.