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Loading ...CEBU CITY - A group called NBGSB (No Boyfriend/Girlfriend Since Birth) are planning to instigate a protest rally on the streets of Capitol.
“There’s an unequal distribution of girlfriends and boyfriends going on in this country!” their spokesman, Arturo Reyes, age 22, Filipino, single, Roman Catholic, told us.
The group wants to petition for a new “Republic Act” in the Senate. This new Act is called EDOBR-EDOGR or The Equal Distribution of Boyfriend or Girfriend Act 2009. They said they’ve written their Congressman about the said Act but to no avail.
“Our congressman,” said Reyes,” doesn’t answer our letters because he thinks that it’s an iconoclastic assault on polygamy which, of course, it is.”
He also told us that the Congressman himself is a polygamist.
The main point of this new constitutional act is simply to eradicate polygamy and put the individual into a state of satisfaction and contentment with one person and one person only when matrimony comes.
“This is spiritual stuff, really,” Reyes added. “We’re bringing love back into people’s hearts and minds.”
Once this act is passed and is implemented, an individual with two or more bf/gf will be imprisoned for two years or more and will pay a fine of 300,000 pesos.
As of this moment, the group (which is composed of four individuals) are marching on their way to the Capitol.
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on the way to the city’s capitl, the quartet of individuals ran into a clash between rival groups DPIO (dont panic its organic) a deeply pro-cannabis group thats seeks the legalization of weed, and WIFN (weed is for niggers) a neo nazi hate group that generally hate anything bob marley.
The skirmish between these two rival political groups ended in a tragic bloodbath when more then 16 injured and 5 killed from both parties between the volley of molotov cocktails and what the riot police dubbed “bongbombs” which was the catalyst for the ensuing anarchy.
fortunately, none of the nbgsb were injured or hurt. although one was traumatized by the incident and will be scarred for life. at this time of writing, they are still en route to the city’s capitol.
bongbombs. id like to have a hit!
hahaha no you wouldnt! its 20x more potent than your regular bong hit!