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Loading ...CEBU CITY – Engineer J. Seph, a professor at a university well-known for its “more-money-higher-grades” policy, was suspended yesterday with an investigation pending on his illegal teaching methods. Engr. Seph had allegedly been giving lessons to students that were not pre-approved by the school. Eyebrows were raised on Seph when Mary (real name withheld), 14, a student at the university, passed the test she took last week.
“He (Engr. Seph) had been teaching Mary for only a week and she passed. There was one time that he taught this student for an entire year and she still failed every time she took the test. He almost undoubtedly gave some kind of leakage to Mary this time,” said the Dean of the “more-money-higher-grades” University.
“Mary was a really smart kid. When she told us the result of the test, I hit her with a horse lash. She passed it! I couldn’t believe how dumb she was,” said Mary’s father (IRC nickname withheld).
Seph is known to be really caring for his students. He always gave one-on-one tutorials to students who lagged behind. He is very passionate about his teaching and even teaches out-of-school youths about life and its creation.
“The only thing I didn’t like about Engr. Seph was his smoking habit. He always smoked after teaching me,” said Nene, a former student of Seph. “Also, he taught much too fast, and when I asked him for a repeat of what he’d just taught me, he almost always said that his pen’s already run out of ink,” added Nene. When asked for an opinion on whether Engr. Seph gave leakage to Mary, all she could answer was: “I swear I’m still a virgin.” -JS
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Seph ought to see a doctor about that leak.