NALUSOAN – Surgeons diagnosed last week the root cause of a complaint filed recently by a resident of a northern city of Cebu province. Momi (real name withheld) was on a holiday vacation when she started complaining about itching and a slight soreness in his, I mean her, backyard. He, I mean she, mentioned that the problem started the day after an encounter with a leprechaun. According to reports, he, I mean she, started feeling uneasy every night since the encounter and had increased difficulty in moving. Witch doctors from all over the island were puzzled.

Surgeons from the city went on an island hopping expedition immediately after hearing of Momi’s accident. They were sent to determine the possible virus Momi could be carrying in him (her). Five young nurses on practicum were requested by the three surgeons, on the promise of a leakage for the upcoming board examination. They also brought their equipment for any possible operation.

Upon arriving, the medical team rushed to Momi’s residence. Diagnosis was performed and within seconds the cause of Momi’s mysterious illness was discovered. One of the nurses was reportedly overheard giggling. News spread fast and talks about the leprechauns immediately reached the nearest town. Surgeons discovered that the sheet of cellophane that had killed thousands of future leprechauns had been left inside Momi’s anal cavity (read as: shithole). Momi was forced-fed with sour milk and after an hour in the toilet was heard screaming in jubilee.

After the successful operation, the medical team decided to stay for a week in Momi’s house. The nurses and surgeons were reportedly seen scuba diving. The nurses in bikinis were an instant tourist attraction. It was later found out that all the surgeons had brought were their 1-week suitcases, scuba gear, sun lotion, and penrex. Further investigation is pending. – JS

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