PLAZA HOUSING – In a bizarre apocalyptic turn of events, the entire staff of the Plaza Housing Gazette have been effectively wiped out from the face of the earth, thus explaining the extended lack of new material on the news site. Initial investigations by the NBI have it that the disappearance may have been the direct consequence of a hydrogen bomb dropped on the unsuspecting staff’s headquarters, evidenced by the large mushroom cloud still clearly visible from a kilometer away.

“I’m still in shock,” wept regular reader and self-proclaimed no.1 fan Christine Reyes. “I read the Plaza Housing Gazette exclusively and now I have no idea where I’ll be getting my news!” She added before logging in to less reliable news sources like the Freeman.

Subscribers are advised to stay alert for the resurrection of the said staff, which is due anytime now. Yes.. aaannyyy time now. – NO ONE

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