TALISAY CITY – A man high on marijuana realizes that “all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively”.* After a brief pause, evidently due to breathlessness after the psychedelically long sentence, the man proceeded to contemplate that “there is no death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves”.*

This realization came as the man was nibbling a particularly tough piece of beef tapa, an apparent attempt to satisfy, as he called it, the “munchies”. At the same time, Monty Python’s “And Now For Something Completely Different” played on the TV screen in front of him, although medical authorities have confirmed that he had not been paying attention at all to the movie.

The man then proceeded to space out..

Then he fell asleep. – AP

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*  Loving tribute to the late great Bill Hicks, one of the few to challenge “truth” as we knew it, and without whom The Plaza Housing Gazette, nor any other websites it stole this whole fucking idea from, would never have existed.

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